Disclaimer: Blah, blah, original lyrics weren't written by me. But. Everyone has heard this song, at least once... This is almost the Marvel Lament...

SubCafe
Filked by ALC Punk!
Original song: Dada - Dizz Knee Land

I just got absorbed by Rogue
Now I'm going to SubCafe
I just got mind-controlled
Now I'm going to SubCafe
I just lost my mutant power
I'm going to SubCafe
Apocalypse just consumed my dad
I'm going to SubCafe

I just angsted on the roof
Now I'm going to SubCafe
I just lost my character flaw
Now I'm going to SubCafe
Shot someone I care about
I'm going to SubCafe
I just saw the Phoenix die
I'm going to SubCafe!

Ran my ass off the team
Played judge, jury and convictee
Dumped me in Antarctica
Froze awhile, but now I'm back!

I'm going to SubCafe (Yeah, yeah)
I'm going to SubCafe (Ooooh!)
I'm going to SubCafe (Yeahhhhh)
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