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For the most part, I write: Excalibur; X-Men; Buffy: the Vampire Slayer; Doctor Who; Firefly; Farscape; Stargate: SG-1; NCIS; Red Cap; Stargate: Atlantis; Law & Order: Criminal Intent; The X-Files; Touching Evil; Earth 2; Subreality Cafe; Lord of the Rings (yes, Tolkien); a few original pieces; and some Common People stuff. And Crossovers. Oh, and I've written in some Subreality Round Robins. I've tried to sort things into some sort of categories, but, after a while, even I get confused...

Doctor Who/Blake's 7/LOTR/Firefly/Farscape [ ] Buffy/Vampires/X-Files [ ] Stargate [ ] BSG: 2003 [ ] Crossovers [ ] Subreality Cafe/Metafic



Excalibur/Comicbooks
  • Left Here Lingering - Kitty attends a funeral and runs into someone unexpected. R. And, dude, WHY am I always writing stuff like this? Sigh. Not a happy fic.
  • History Repeated - In the future, Sam Guthrie watches over Emma Frost, and tries to understand her amusement in the face of the apathy around them. 18+
  • Living Dead Girl - Kitty Pryde fell to Earth. She's not done drowning, yet. 18+
  • The Town Where She Was Born - Domino's in Las Vegas, remembering a past that may be hers.
  • Sometimes, It's Not eh Contract... - Nathan Dayspring is used to Domino showing up at odd times, but not quite like this.
  • Back to the Disaster - Domino and Nate -- and it's the morning sex that keeps her there. 18+
  • Reload - Domino and Kitty Pryde have a conversation covering their histories, and a lot of booze.
  • Talking About the Wind - Domino and Wolverine have a conversation, after Tolliver.
  • This Perfect Working Order - Scott has Emma Frost, and Jean has someone else. 18+
  • If You Can't Beat 'Em... - Domino and Nathan are supposed to be on a mission. She keeps distracting him, though. 18+
  • Monkey Sex - Exactly what the title says. There isn't sex with the monkeys, but there ARE monkeys. Domino/Cable. 18+
  • In the Thick of Things - Domino meets Clint Barton, and they have a discussion on a rooftop. 18+
  • Seven Years in Tibet - Domino's on a mission as an assassin... 18+
  • Unsolved Riddle - Ten o'clock on a Saturday night, and Kitty Pryde's halfway through pulling another draft for the blond cop on the corner of the bar when she spots Piotr Rasputin. 18+
  • Unless Summer Never Comes - Betsy Braddock composes herself while watching people play out the window.
  • Made Small Again - Scott Summers has finally had enough.
  • Persistence of Memory< - Jean Grey sometimes remembers things she doesn't want to.
  • Bleed Into Red - Cable and Domino, an experimental piece. 18+
  • Rampant Toasters - Cable never thought he'd find her doing this. 18+
  • Size Doesn't Matter - Nathan Summers is having a small problem.
  • Diary of a Little Red Dress - A short look into the life of a certain little red dress.
  • No Lifting the Curse - Kitty Pryde figures she's worthless, and this is all there is for her. 18+
  • Of Ships and Strings and Ceiling Wax - Adam Warlock has been sent on his most dangerous mission, can he succeed? Film at eleven.
  • Warmth That Once Was - The Punisher  movie, the new one. Joan has a contemplation, of sorts.
  • Hanging Icicles - Kitty and Pete in Timey's Time, Tide and Trauma series. They're dysfunctional, they're screwy, and they're sooo not happy.
  • Half a Cup-Full of Destiny to Go - Rachel Summers tumbles into the future and out of the time stream, and discovers that she doesn't *like* the way things were.
  • Fifty Second Capacity - Shadowlands. Xander is joined by Lorna Dane, and the Buffybot. His life is now hell. Includes gratuitous references to flying weevils and a well-maintained robot army. Of kitchen appliances.
  • Good for the Soul - Family dinners, with X-Force. How strange is that?
  • Intermingled Colours - Storm and a strange grey girl meet in a bar... R
  • Bag of Promises - The X-Women gather every so often for a little game that includes chocolate, and booze.
  • Justifiable Homicide - Betsy Braddock stumbles to the Mansion, bloodied and broken. Can Kitty Pryde and Alex Summers find her murderer? R || If Your Heart is Not on My Side - Warren comes back to hear the news. Can he forgive himself for not being there?
  • One Track Mind - My one foray into DC, Harley Quinn works for the Joker, and someone else wants revenge... R.
  • Talking in Circles - A new girl creeps up on the X-Men...
  • Tiny Shattered Dreams - Jim Logan is a police officer, his worst case? To get crap for the boss's birthday bash... AU with various X-Men.
  • Dizzying Edge of Solitude - Pete Wisdom discovers something worse than being drunk: Puppies.
  • Cinnamon Street - Movieverse. A young doctor is found out as a mutant, and meets Scott Summers. Her life changes rather... drastically. Written ages ago, and with only the first movie for any sort of reference.
  • Binding Stockings to Skin - Storm and Mystique, PWP, mainly. With some odd imagery. R.
  • I Fall Into The Lake - When a Jane Doe appears at a hospital, Kitty Pryde is convinced she knows her. Graphic violence.
  • Stripped Bare - Kitty Pryde is on her own at university. Does she have what it takes to survive? Or will she crack under the strain like thousands of others have... R
  • Trying to be 5,000 Years Younger - Scott, on top of the Empire State building thinks about his life after Apocalypse. || Little Victories - The sequel to Trying... Scott and Jean deal with things as best they can.
  • Mental Kicks in the Coccyx - Domino suddenly finds herself sharing her brain--with Stryfe.
  • Shadows of the Mind - Gambit and the Venom symbiote meet up, and find themselves working well together.
  • The Best Things in Life Are Free - Movieverse. What was Lyman thinking as the grenades lost their pins?
  • Ring Around the Rosie - Some of the gals decide Shatterstar needs some loosening up.
  • The Whole Story - The X-Women encounter rather odd nightmares. Written under the influence of Kate Bush's 'Whole Story'.
  • When It Was Over - The death of an X-Man is never easy. How do you cope? Written entirely in description.
  • When They Say to Stop and Smell the Roses... - Two rather tired superheroes meet...
  • Wedding of the Millenium - When Meggan and Brian elope, who will take their place at the altar?
  • Time Passage - Alyana is a Time-travelling, Demon Sorceress, From the Future... She comes back in time, and helps people. Chapter One: Letting the Cables Sleep (or goes forward...)
  • Sublime - It seemed a good idea, at the time. My own crew of minor mutant women, out there, against the world. And all of that jazz. Only one story, so far. The introduction of Shawna. Forever Pie.
  • The Elf Who Lived Next Door - Someone knows Domino's true name...
  • Left Field - Rachel has a new lover, one that's sure to shock the whole Summers family.
  • Sympathetic Needs - Alex Summers, in the outback, drunk. He meets this cute chick named Tamara...
  • Headaches in the Morning - Shadowlands: Three blonds meet up, Spike, Alex Summers, and another. Pointless, but vaguely amusing.
  • Belle of the Ball - Cable tries to visit Peter Parker, and meets someone unexpected.
  • Rewritten - A... different take on the bible.
  • The Silence Gets Us Nowhere - Shadowlands piece, various Kitty and Pete groupings and such. Surrounded by Garbage's 'Cup of Coffee'--which merely serves as scene-changes. This isn't *quite* songfic...
  • Spinning Wheel - Crossover with the movie Croupier, told mainly from Jack's point of view.
  • It's a Beautiful Life - Domino, in an instant, sees things change that shouldn't.
  • Moments of Cuteness - Pink strips, they're annoying. Dom and Nate, prospective parents, or deranged psychopaths?
  • Nights in Purple Satin - Domino and Natasha Romanov have a yearly tradition...
  • Mochachino Variations - Three pairs drink coffee in America. Cable and Rachel, Domino and Sam, and Pete and Moira. Y'know, the last pair was sort of sneaky, and pounced on me.
  • Checkmate - Cable and Rachel play chess in his mind. Set before he does the Time-tripping.
  • Cablicious - Short silly piece with Domino and Cable, and chocolate sauce references. Innuendo-ey.
  • Tequila, Plots, and Videotape - Cable, drunk, the Six Pack, amused. Stryfe and a video camera. And RHPS. Enjoy.
  • Talk Me Down - Cable makes a before-battle speech that leaves Dom worrying for his sanity.
  • I Cracked a Piece of Broken Glass - This one is hard to categorise, but I'm putting it here, even though it starts out Buffy. I dropped Buffy history 20 years in the past, then added Madripor, Sinister, and the origin of the Luckiest Mutant Lady...
  • A Bitter Cup of Hope - Written for the 1999 Holiday Fanfiction Project, Kitty and the displaced members of Excalibur celebrate the holiday.
  • Kate's Alley - Written for Luba's challenge, a different universe, a different set of circumstances. Kitty, Kurt, and Colossus survive. Barely. || Disjointed - The second of the Kate's Alley pieces, this one is Betsy and Alex.
  • Sun Through the Leaves - Storm, Remy, a sunny day with a nice breeze. What could be better?
  • It Can't Just be Intellectual... - Pete Wisdom was sent to take care of X-Force. But there are these complications. Tabitha Smith is one of them.
  • There's a Dream That Spans the Road... - Dakota, Pete Wisdom, Longshot. Stick into the Crown, and a long list of pubs, and stir...
  • How the Longshot was Armored - The second of my Dakota, Pete, Longshot pieces. Told in the style of Kipling's Just So stories.
  • Insipidity Repealed - Emma Frost, stuck on a mission for SHIELD with various random things.
  • A Moment of History - A young Pete Wisdom, and his family attend a concert. Not one of my better efforts, sadly.
  • Research, Dinner, a Bet, and Two Kisses - Angelo and Jubilee hatch a plot against Henry McCoy and Monet...
  • Alternate ending to Excalibur #120 - Remember Excalibur #120?? Kitty letting Pete leave?? This is better.
  • Dancing - An Elseworlds where Excalibur and the New Mutants are in a band.. So far, two stories: Dancing Away With it, and Dancing Holidays.
    • Dancing Away With It - A gig that starts deviating from the norm.
    • Dancing Holidays - Written for Mitai's Xmas challenge, however it's a lot longer than I thought it would be.. Lots of fun, actually. The Band (I STILL haven't figured a name for them, nope.) ends up back at the Pryde's house. Fun and room mayhem ensues. Part One | Part Two | Part Three
  • Dawn is Breaking - Selene confronts Madelyne Pryor as dawn breaks around them.
  • That Hazy Grey - Scott and Jean have a few problems..
  • On the Subject of Being Lost - I tried something in this one, a weird don't name the characters until the end kind of thing..
  • Pieces - Written in response to the Faces of Hate challenge. Trauma, bad language... It's good stuff, if my feedback was anything to go by.
  • To Be Kind A look in at a normal day for Scicluna of Black Air--before it all came tumbling down.
  • Yesterday's Clarity, Tomorrow's Madness - The story of a new member of the X-Men, Rouge.
  • Sweeping - What happens after the battles, who cleans up when the heros make a mess? Written after having reread Onslaught.
  • Articles - A weird, experimental thing. Me, in the future looking back at what I wrote of the past--set in the Marvel universe. Article One
  • Going Back - Kat goes back for the kids instead of Colossus in the AoA. A "What If?" of intriguiing thought. And angst.
  • I Will Be The Last to Know - A death in the X-family. Follow the trail of grief from one continent to the other.
  • A Night at the Pub - Four interlocking vignettes starring Excalibur, set in the local pub. The titles are two lines from a Pet Shop Boys song. When Life is Common I Have No Doubts No Angry Drama A Storm Blows Itself Out
  • Alphabet Soup Many of Marvel's finest must work on their PR... By singing on an alphabet record. Half Sesame Street Alphabet album, half filk. All weird. And funny.
    A&B [ ] C&D [ ] E&F [ ] G&H [ ] I&J [ ] K&L [ ] M&N [ ] O&P [ ] Q&R [ ] S&T [ ] U&V [ ] W&X [ ] Y&Z [ ] Epilogue
  • Apocalyptic Dimentia? - Sillyfic of... Well, apocalyptic dimensions... Er. *g* Some good stuff. Random Star Wars, Pokemon, and Star Trek parodying, plus a very young Stryfe, a harassed Ozymandias, and a rubber ducky. Four parts, so far. One | Two | Three | Four

Buffy: the Vampire Slayer/The X-Files/Touching Evil/Law & Order:Criminal Intent/Red Cap/NCIS

  • Zen, Interrupted - The X-Files Scully/Mulder. 18+
  • One Man's Shoe.... - The X-Files Doggett. Now he has his shoe. Episode insert: John Doe
  • Long Gone Before Daylight - The X-Files Scully and Mulder, post-Fresh Bones. 18+
  • Morning Pressed Itself - The X-Files Scully dreams of a beach, a child, and a man. Season 8/9.
  • What's Left to be Said - Van Helsing the movie. An alternate end.
  • Like Lines on a Mirror - Touching Evil Creegan and Taylor deal with interpersonal problems, and it's all gone wrong. 18+
  • Steamrolled - Red Cap How the scene in Roper's apartment should have gone.
  • Ritual of Silence - NCIS Kate only does this on the bad days. Post-Good Wives Club.
  • Threefold Destiny - Pitch Black Three versions of the near-end scene, between Fry and Riddick. (my OTP).
  • Breathing to Fill the Space Between - Earth 2 - For Lonzo, there's only one thing keeping him sane.
  • Set Aside - Earth 2 Devon/Danziger.
  • Empty Inside - Earth 2 Devon and Danziger are stranded, in a snow storm. You know how the cliche goes, I'm sure. 18+
  • Swimming - Red Cap Why Jo may have left Close Protection. Jo/Neve. 18+
  • expiation - NCIS Caitlin Todd isn't always a good little Catholic girl, but sometimes, she needs her faith.
  • we are not together here - Law & Order: Criminal Intent Eames thinks he's lonely. He knows he's not.
  • Expected Response - Law & Order: Criminal Intent Alex Eames sometimes needs to just talk with somebody--it's the only way to stay sane.
  • Just Slipping Away - Law & Order: Criminal Intent Bobby sometimes worries that he's going too far, because Alex has slowly lost her faith in him.
  • Delineations of Light and Shadow After Midnight - The X-Files Sometimes, when Scully wakes up, she wishes he stayed. 18+
  • And The Devil Came Round For Tea - USA Touching Evil I hate this crappy version of TE. It's so stupidly gritty and not anywhere NEAR as dark and painful as the original. So, this is my attempt to fix some of it. And I refuse to change David Laney's name to Stephen. That's just fucking stupid. Why does shit like this get made while other, better things get scrapped?
  • Fading Into Shape - Buffy Anya contemplates the afterlife, season seven.
  • Beware the Leopard - X-Files Scully has an unexpected visitor after midnight...
  • Forging a Destiny - Pirates of the Carribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Wil ponders events after Jack has saved his life, and is to be hanged as a pirate. Movie insert.
  • I (heart) Myself Today - Buffy Glory captures Anya, believing her to be the Key.
  • Have Yourself a Slayerful Christmas - Christmas, season 4 of Buffy, season 1 of Angel.
  • So Easy - F/X: The Series Angie and Mira, could they? Would they? Anyone can tell. R. (Not related to 'Aftermath')
  • Please Let Me Scream - Buffy Set during Hush, the thoughts of one of the victims.
  • Memories, Like Dreams... - Buffy AU, based on things Buffy and Spike said to each other during 'Fool For Love'. What if Spike is going to kill Buffy?
  • Another Day I've Gone Mad - Buffy When Becca McShane walks the dark side of Sunnydale, who will be more destroyed? Her or Spike?
  • Can't Anybody See - A Touching Evil snippet. Dave Creegan, while shot by a bullet through the skull, can still think...
  • This Day... - Buffy Convoluted, atmospheric romp, with some character fun, and killings.
  • Loaded Smile, Party Hats, Diamond Wings, Paper Scraps - Buffy Faith and Willow meet again in the near future...
  • Rip It All To Shreds And Let It Go - Buffy Faith gets out of jail, joining up with a certain Knight of Light. Based on a dream Lynxie had.
  • Fluffy Pink Dinosaurs - Buffy When Shadowlands Collide... Er. Based around the song by Hooverphonic.
  • Fluffy Pink Dinosaurs: Redux - A re-working of the previous story. Mostly a companion piece, told from Buffy's point of view. 18+
  • I Don't Know Who I've Turned Into Now - Buffy Her dreams haunt her, remembering images of Faith and jail, and death. Buffy was being too angsty, this is one way to have solved it (and, please, better than Spuffy.). Spoils s6.
  • How Crazy I Am - Angel Faith's destiny should never have been jail, so she has some help, joins up with Pike, and... does something no one expected. R, and spoils Buffy s6 and Angel s3.
  • We've Crashed Everything in This Moment - Buffy Faith has an unexpected visitor in jail.
  • Fragments - Buffy Just filling in a few gaps in the Buffy season finale eps. Faith dies--or does she? And the way she got to the hospital was...
  • Aftermath - An F/X: The Series piece, picking up where the last season left off (damn them for cancelling the show!).
  • Surfaces - This little piece of dialogue is weird. Very. R for the language.
  • Murder - A tiny little piece, inspired by Alana Davis' "Murder". R, for subject matter.
  • Goodbye - Set a bit after the movie, this follows Marwood as he goes out for a smoke one night. (Movie being Withnail and I)

Doctor Who/Blake's 7/LOTR/Firefly/Farscape/Babylon 5/House

  • Replacements - Babylon 5 Susan/Talia. Angst.
  • teardrops on the fire - House, M.D. Cameron/House, Alternate version of that one episode at his house. *handwave*
  • Verbalizing - House, M. D. House/Cameron. She never analyzes it if she doesn't have to.
  • Become Water - Farscape Zhaan/Aeryn. She thinks there should be something different.
  • Substance - Blake's 7 Blake and Inga and Ushton, and it's a twisted world to live in. 18+
  • Raised Cup - Blake's 7 Cally considers her crew-mates. Circa season three.
  • The Line Falls Apart - Blake's 7 Tarrant remembers things wrong, remembers them right, and considers his life on the Liberator.
  • Always Waiting For That Red Letter Day - Farscape Zhaan has always wondered something. Season Three.
  • Far Horizons - LotR Galadriel considers the darkness without
  • Three For Tea - Doctor Who Playing Chinese Checkers never seemed so boring and pathetic.
  • Making Friends - Doctor Who Leela in the TARDIS with tea.
  • Humpty Dumpty - Farscape Olivia Crichton considers her brother an idiot. Spoilers for 'Terra Firma', etc.
  • Restraint - Blake's 7 Cally thinks Avon needs this, but she does, too. 18+
  • Good Cop Bad Cop - Blake's 7 Cally and Avon, it's a twisted little game for them. Covers all of season three. 18+
  • Don't Come the Cowboy With Me - Blake's 7 Set in an AU future, Cally has to deal with matters on her own. 18+
  • Just Stopped Breathing - Star Trek: The Next Generation AU of 'Chain of Command', post-episode. Jean-Luc can't quite believe they're still whole. 18+
  • Controlled Reactions - An insert into 'The Keeper' episode of Blake's 7. Travis walks and Travis thinks, and a new idea that could devestate untold millions is born.
  • Predicated Disaster - Farscape It never works out. It's their perfect moment... Spoilers for Season 4.
  • Blackness, Darkness... Only For a Limited Time - Farscape Episode insert for 'Constellation of Doubt'. Spoils Bringing Home the Beacon.
  • Give and Take - Farscape Just a moment in a day on Moya. My first Farscape piece. Sigh. Oh, for the days when I was this innocent...
  • A World in White - LOTR Saruman reflects on what he has accomplished.
  • Floating Through the Day - Firefly River and Jayne have a little discussion. Set after Objects in Space.
  • Velocity - Farscape Aeryn Sun succeeds in her mission, but was it the right thing to do? Spoils season 2, and some of 3. An AU off of Die Me Dichotomy.
  • Pryde Goeth Before a Fall - Doctor Who A young Theta Sigma, and his compatriot Drax perform various pranks...
  • I'll Meet You By The Third Pyramid - The Mummy Rick and Evelyn O'Connel share adventures after they're married...
  • Trying to Fly - LOTR Arwen reflects on life with Aragorn, King of Minas Tirith. Sad and vaguely amusing, dysfunctional, too.
  • The Tale of the Barrow-Wight - LOTR Set during the Fellowship of the Ring, the story of Frodo and the boys on the Downs, from a slightly different persepctive. Posted on ff'net under the guise of Galadriel Tolkien. I feel so kitschy.
  • Advice - Doctor Who Turlough discusses women with the Doctor. This story was a Dare given me by Ms. Andie Stabler.

Stargate: SG-1/Atlantis

Battlestar Galactica 2003


Crossovers
  • Lost in Space (A Cliche in Five Parts) - Farscape/Stargate: SG-1 A bit on the long side, and there are five chapters. When Moya runs into a freak wormhole, a new arrival turns things topsy-turvy. But can Sam Carter find the rest of her team? 18+
  • Tequila Fields Forever - SG-1/Farscape/X-Men/Subreality When D'Argo pops into Bermuda, all hell doesn't break loose.
  • A Surfeit of Whiskey - Touching Evil/X-Men And Scott Summers thought HE had problems.
  • Hanging Around - SG-1/X-Men movieverse Sam Carter has always liked rainbows.
  • Acheiving Escape Velocity - Doctor Who/Blake's 7 When Leela met Cally. All hell broke loose. 18+
  • Out of the Wreckage - X-Men movieverse/comics/Touching Evil/Farscape Similar to Tequila Fields... John Crichton sits at the bar, and watches people come and go.
  • The Ring, the Wormhole, and the Leviathan - Farscape/LotR When Moya encounters a freak wormhole, a ring falls into the decking... And the crew end up on Middle Earth.
  • Found Wanting - SG-1/Farscape They've both lost people too close to let it not hurt. 18+
  • Walking Cliche - SG-1/Ghostbusters Well, who ARE you gonna call when Anubis' ghost just won't go away?
  • Burning the Negatives - X-Men/Stargate: SG-1 What if Sam's Pete was Pete Wisdom instead of Shanahan? 18+
  • Melted Ties - Buffy/Red Dwarf crossover. Dawn and Glory fight, something happens... (See Rimmer try to attack Buffy!)
  • Violence or Revenge - Buffy/X-Men All-dialogue fic starring various people in the Buffyverse, with Mystique as the wonderful shape-shifting assassin.
  • Bits of Blood - Two drabbles featuring Faith, and some poncy vampires.
  • It Was Summer... - Blake's 7/Farscape. It's the end for her, but there is someone who can offer something. Possibly. Spoilers for both shows.
  • Stirring the Secrets - A crossover with Doctor Who. The eighth Doctor comes upon a remarkable woman: Madison Summers. Will he save her, or will she resist his wiles?
  • Life Begins at Imagination - When the Death of Rats appears next to his beer, Cable just takes it in stride.
  • Poppets - Pete Wisdom, Kitty Pryde, a cast of others have to deal with kidnapped children. Borrows characters from Touching Evil and Second Sight. Same timeline as 'Paninaro of Angry Weasels Named Flibble' but no prior reading is needed.
  • Limbolost - Buffy/X-Men Possibly a stand-alone, never finished piece... Willow is kidnapped and ends up in . . . Limbo, of the Marvel universe. A sequel to the as yet unifinished Pryde&Wisdom/Buffy crossover--SCW. (I hate starting a sequel before the first is finished...)

Filks/Subcafe/Meta/Insertion/Round Robins fics (as in, miscellaneous)


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