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Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: Er,mentions sex. Archive: Please ask. Set: X-Force... Actually, I don't know the issue number. It's the one where Domino and Cable go to the airport to say goodbye to Shatterstar.
Notes: Just a little something I was joking about with Timey.
Diary of a Little Red Dress by ALC Punk! I remember the first time I met him. She'd picked me out especially, she said, after having tried me on and given this delighted little laugh. Was one of those days. Sunny, warm, the kind I hear that humans like to take picnics on. She pulled me out, put me on and smirked at us in the mirror, then stepped into the hall. "Nate," she said, "Ready to go to the airport?" I swear, he couldn't speak coherently for at least a minute, if not more. And by then, she'd pulled on a jacket. Not that I completely minded. I'd heard stories about how she treats the rest of her clothing. I was perfectly fine with being protected from bullets or glass. "Nice dress," he finally said to her on the way to the airport. She crossed her legs the other way--man, she's flexible--and smirked. I swear, he almost crashed us right then. I would have been *so* annoyed. My first time out, and I'm reduced to being cut off an accident victim? My lawyers would have been hearing from me. Not that dresses actually have lawyers. Gotta tell you, I performed fabulously. There was a fire fight and everything, and I kept her decently covered (yet still sexy). For which my reward was to end up tossed on a lampshade later that night. I swear, I didn't even get to watch. Just yanked off of her and thrown. At least her underwear got a little action. But me, the one that she wore all day, the one that made him strip her so fast? I get nothin'. Just a lampshade for company, and I almost got burned until he turned out the light. I tell ya. The next time she wears me, I better get some. -f- © 2005 ALC Punk! |