LIL | ALC Punk! - Get This Party Started

Disclaimer: Apocalypse, Stryfe, Ozymandias, Ch'Vayre, and any other people mentioned in the following filk belong not to I but to Marvel. It would probably scar them to read this.
Notes: From what I can tell, this CAN be sung. That's how I filked it, actually. I know the original close enough to sing it while Depeche Mode is playing (a feat in and of itself, especially when 'It Doesn't Matter Two' is playing, and I wanna sing IT instead...). So. One of these days, there might actually be drunken karaoke...

Get This Party Started
Original song by Pink
Filked by ALC Punk!

I'm waking up, so ya better get this party started x2

Ride on down to Akkaba, this Saturday night
Everybody's waiting for me to arrise
Comin' back from coma, my mionions are dread
If they're weak as water--they end up dead
I'm the Strong and Ruler of this pitiful world
No one can defeat me--Not even that girl!

I'm waking up, so ya better get this party started x2

Tradin' worn-out bodies, cullin' weaker minions
Planning for a big trade, you'll find blood everywhere
Ch'Vayre objects 'cause I'm raisin' a son
He's the Chaos Bringer--I'm the Infinite One
Incinerating tutors he don't like anymore
Stryfe may not be my offspring, but I adore!

I'm waking up, so ya better get this party started x2

Ozymandias, O he predicted my rise
Scriptin' on the pillars he seemed so wise
Arise, I will, and give them commands as I see
Everybody's culling and they're culling for me
I'm Dark Lord of Morning, if you call any time
I'll be your connection to the culling line

I'm waking up, so ya better get this party started x2