~Joel wanders on-screen. The 'bots are cruising the 'net and occasionally arguing over which Jean Grey was better.~

Joel: Hey guys.
Tom: Hey, Joel. You seem a bit down. Is something bothering you?
Crow: Not like we care or anything.
Joel: Oh, thanks Crow. Tom, I'm just...
Crow: Feeling less than fresh?
Tom: Now, Crow--

~Lights flash.~

Joel: Hold on to your insults guys, Tom and Jerry are calling.

~Dr. Forrester peers up at them all from his bathtub.~

Dr. F: What is this! Frank, I said hold all calls until I was OUT, not send all calls!

Frank (Offscreen): Oh. Sorry about that, Dr. F. *click*

~Screen goes black.~

Joel: Ok...
Tom: Oh my. The horror, the horror!
Crow: How DARE they?
Joel: What are you guys doing?
Tom: Someone spammed the Scratching Post!
Joel: The what?
Crow: The Scratching Post--Cfan's message board! How can you NOT know--oh, that's right--
Tom: Look at this. Fiends!
Joel: Well, why don't you guys read it?

'How close PopUp adv.windows...'

Joel: Oh, I always just click the little 'x' in the corner.
Crow: Remember, for the person that wrote this post, that's too difficult.

>Ad Close was designed to

Tom: Crash my browser.

>close windows that suddenly open.

Tom: And close.
Joel: And open.
Crow: And close.

>For example such annoying

Tom: Things like spam.

>browser windows as: "Some words from our sponsors..."

Joel: Who didn't actually pay us, but let us think they have.

>which open while you

Tom: Shower.
Joel: Bike ride up Mount Hatteras.
Crow: Do the Limbo.

>are browsing the Net.

Crow: I always prefer to douse the net in gasoline.

>It also has the ability to protect your

Crow: Sexlife, from your--

>children

Crow: Though, since that's what your sexlife consists of, how you GOT children is beyond me.

>from sexually explicit

Joel: Heheh, it said explicit.

>material on the Net, by closing windows with specified keywords

Tom: Yes, keywords like, "sex" and "material" and "Explicit" ALWAYS pop up in the little popup titles.

>in title of the windows.

Joel: Yeah, but who holds the title to the deed?

>Even more, you can create a folder named "John`s",

Crow: Sextoys.
Tom: Houston, we have a rogue comma! Detail a squad to capture it immediately.

>then add to Children protection list "John`s".

Joel: Little box of rubber things.
Tom: Houston, another rogue piece of punctuation! Get after it, men!

>When children protection is enabled,

Crow: You don't get kids.

>NO ONE can open your folder.

Tom: Not even you!

>For more info please go here

Joel: And sell us your unborn children, as well as that extra laptop you have no use for.

>http://treasureplace.hypermart.net/adcldiscr.html

Crow: "Treasure place" is that like "feminine core"?
Joel: CROW!

>Richard

Tom: And here we have the name of the spammer. Unfortunately, agents were unable to trace him because there are so many Richards.
Joel: This has been another episode of MSTnet, where we here deal with problems--real problems. And remember, the names are made up.

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